OMG UW — MISSED CONNECTIONS

#2629

2012-02-24T12:50:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the black trainer at the CIF, I think you're so cute--a shy brown haired girl :)

#2628

2012-02-24T12:49:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute REV don who looks like Taylor Lautner, you light up my day!

#2627

2012-02-24T12:49:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy with the bow and quiver of arrows on the iXpress Wednesday afternoon, I'm definitely impressed. I wish I could do archery!

#2626

2012-02-24T12:48:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I know this is ridiculously late BUT to the Asian girl in PHIL215 during Winter2011 who always wear red lipstick and brings a coffee to class, I think about you from time to time. Remember that one time where we were filling out prof-evaluation forms and you happened to sit right beside me, and you asked me to give you my form so I don't have to get up to hand it in. IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE REPLY! I miss you :'(

#2625

2012-02-24T12:48:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
We met at an engineering party in the fall! Then starlight the next weekend. You are a 4B systems design engineer.

#2624

2012-02-24T12:48:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
We chatted very briefly in the PAS last term. You looked ridiculously like Sarah Hyland. I'd love to chat again someday.

#2623

2012-02-24T12:47:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the hot Asian chick with the large rack writing PHIL215 Tuesday evening: I wanted to let you know that you were still the only special girl in the world to me, but you wouldn't even take the rose I offered you...

#2622

2012-02-24T12:47:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the lovely fellow who happened to catch me when I fell backwards on the 200 last night... It's been a long couple of days so thank you. Sincerely, tongue-tied klutz.

#2621

2012-02-24T12:46:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy singing Dani California after getting off the 29 the other day... Keep it up! You were pretty good :)

#2620

2012-02-24T12:46:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I'm glad I finally made a move on you this week :) MC avoided!

#2619

2012-02-24T12:45:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the gorgeous blonde on 9, I hope you see it. We made eye contact three times (yea, I was counting). I was sitting behind you and you kept looking back for some reason. I thought you were getting off at Conestoga mall, but you got off at Northfield/Skylark and off went my chance of talking to you. See you again soon?

#2618

2012-02-24T12:44:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the the adorable second year boy in ERS with the beautiful blonde flow. You're currently on co-op and I wish we had talked last term given all the opportunities we had during that geography class we were in together... Until now this shall remain a missed connection until our streams overlap in Winter 2013.

#2617

2012-02-18T23:53:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Things I know: you come here often, even though you don't admit it. You're on co-op in Toronto. You light up my life with your hazelnut eyes. I can't wait till you come back to Waterloo in 2 months. Always the 17th. <3

#2616

2012-02-18T23:52:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the brown girl at the front desk at CIF with the pretty large brown eyes. You're gorgeous. Please respond.

#2615

2012-02-18T23:52:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute girl in the ECON 101 midterm on February the 17th in MC 2054. I wish I could've talked to you, but when I was finished, you were still writing. I waited for you, but after you finished you rushed out of the room.

#2614

2012-02-18T23:51:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute brunette with glasses on the Midnight Sun team. We met briefly today at the event in E5. If you're single, let me know. I'd like the chance to know you better.

#2613

2012-02-18T23:51:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To whoever was working at the turnkey desk on Thursday around 11am, I just wanna say that your taste in music made me smile.

#2612

2012-02-18T23:50:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
We crossed paths Wednesday night between DC and SLC. You said something about my headphones, a few more words were exchanged, and then we kissed. I hope that girl you were with isn't your girlfriend, she would have good reason to be pretty pissed at you. I was drunk, but I can tell you were drunk too because you fell over as we parted ways. :P

You told me to look you up, but didn't tell me your name. It was dark out, so I didn't even see what you look like.

#2611

2012-02-18T23:50:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl wearing the red sweater in M3 late Wednesday night, you're cute. Lets be friends? - boy wearing blue sweater

#2610

2012-02-18T23:49:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You: brown haired girl in my literature class. Let's escape reality for a bit? ;)

#2609

2012-02-18T23:46:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the gorgeous brunette girl in International Studies 101 who always sits in the front row. Let's solve a world issue together... in my pants. ;)

#2608

2012-02-18T23:46:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To Alice in Wonderland from 4A (?) Kin. We studied at the SLC for a while. I have your calculator. I'd like to give it back and see you again.

#2607

2012-02-18T23:45:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the hot girl in orgo, thermo, and inorganic. I think there could be some chemistry between us. ;)

#2606

2012-02-18T23:45:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Brown girl at CIF with yellow earphones, why so serious all the time?

#2605

2012-02-18T23:44:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute boy wearing a blue plaid shirt and glasses at the Bomber wednesday night. You had a great smile and beautiful eyes. Maybe you'd be interested in smiling at me sometime? - The girl in red

#2604

2012-02-18T23:42:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Know what? I never have a fucking MC about me. Why the fuck not? I am decent looking, strong, like to talk to women to see what they are. Fuck you, you superficial bastards. I an sending this MC to me and all the ignored awesome people out there. We are good people that deserve recognition... bitches (bitches is verbal hot sauce).

#2603

2012-02-18T23:42:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute girl in algebra MWF at 1030am. I thought you were super cute and saw you staring at me in my polo. We could always see if something is there.

#2602

2012-02-18T23:41:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I met you at Phil's tonight, Wednesday, and danced with your group a good portion of the night. I had a good time dancing. I was told you were from the University of Waterloo and I told you I was from the double degree and transferring. I would like to dance with your group again, the brunettes and the blonde, I had a good time doing so. If you would like to go again just let me know, it was fun. If not, good luck in your studies.

#2601

2012-02-18T23:41:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl in the SLC Timmies at around noon today. You looked incredibly cute in your superman shirt.

#2600

2012-02-18T23:38:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the redheaded guy with the mushroom cut walking between B1 and ESC today: your big goofy smile made my day.

#2599

2012-02-15T15:43:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girls who came and sat beside me at DC. You seemed super cool. Wish you had stayed a little longer.

#2598

2012-02-15T15:42:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the indev girl working at the V1 front desk who helped me mail a letter. You were so cute and really interesting, I wanna get to know you better :)

#2597

2012-02-15T15:42:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the small, cute brunette in General Relativity. I'd roll in the fabric of space time with you any day or any distance.

#2596

2012-02-15T15:42:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl in the red hoodie in the engineering C&D at ~10:30 this morning. Keep smiling. You're good at it.

#2595

2012-02-15T15:41:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the tall brown gym trainer, I recently started going to the gym. You seem to have the "force" i need to pleasure my light sabre.

#2594

2012-02-15T15:41:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You graduated a while ago but I still think about you a lot. Last time we talked you seemed cold and bitter, but couldn't tell you I was into you. But I am.

#2593

2012-02-15T15:41:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy in first year science who is lookalike of Mark Ballas, you seem like such a friendly and easy going guy and I always see you and smile around campus! :)

#2592

2012-02-15T15:40:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the attractive white guy in MATH 239, were we making eye contact? Or was I just looking back to you too much? Next time, let's sit together?

#2591

2012-02-15T15:40:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Girl with spiral earrings on my bus to work: I resolved to talk to you today but i missed my stop. Maybe tomorrow.

#2590

2012-02-15T15:39:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute girl in ActSci who colour codes her notes: Hi.

#2589

2012-02-15T15:39:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the short, beautiful don in V1 . I love your trendy glasses, the way you carry your squash racquet, and your button-up plaid shirts. Happy Valentine's Day.

#2588

2012-02-15T15:39:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I saw you around 7pm today in the SLC sitting close to the posters. As I was walking by, I thought I caught you staring at me. It may have been the posters behind me, but I felt that we made eye contact. You were wearing a red sweatshirt, and faded light blue jeans. I was the one in the long purple coat. I gotta say at first glance, you are attractive.

#2587

2012-02-15T15:38:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the boy that has gotten me through the toughest year of my life. Thanks for being my Valentines. I don't know where I would be without you.

#2586

2012-02-15T15:38:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Gorgeous brunette walking towards ring road from the bus stop: Insert clever remark here that acknowledges your attractiveness and makes me sound charming.

#2585

2012-02-15T15:37:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl who sits at the back of biol 371 and spends the whole time texting. I get serious lady wood just looking at you.

#2584

2012-02-15T15:37:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the tall asian guy in the red aa hoodie and lined up at Timmies around 2:30pm today, you're cute!

#2583

2012-02-15T15:36:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You're in fourth year urban planning and I've had a crush on you since first year. How is it that I've not managed to let you know? I find you incredibly mysterious and endearing. I get so shy around you, but I wish we'd talk. Do you feel the same?

#2582

2012-02-15T15:36:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the brunette girl in the REC 230 exam today dressed in red with the red ribbon around your bun: I love the Valentine's colours, so cute!

#2581

2012-02-15T15:36:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Cute girl with black hair and black dress at Campus Idol who sang that Carrie Underwood song. I can't believe you didn't make the top 2. You really deserved it.

#2580

2012-02-15T15:35:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the Pakistani girl studying for her psych midterm who also has 4 exams this week. You were really cute but then war, politics and religion hit me. ~ The Indian guy who offered you an orange.

#2579

2012-02-15T15:35:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To my favourite person ever. You haven't left me since we first met. You're always by my side, no matter what. Through good times and bad, you're always ready to lend me a hand. Thanks for always being there. Happy Valentines Day, right hand.

#2578

2012-02-15T15:34:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Hadn't seen you since we had class together a few years ago, I really enjoyed chatting and would love to do it again soon.

#2577

2012-02-15T15:34:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the amazing frosh week huge of my group, since valentines day is coming up I thought I'd say how much I wish we got to know each other...

...oh wait never mind, I did talk to you, you pulled up your big boy panties and asked me out. I guess this connection wasn't missed, my bad, sorry MODS.

MOD'S NOTE: Another happy ending!

#2576

2012-02-15T15:33:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the brown guy in the blue jacket working in the arts CnD, you're cute:) It's the only reason I buy coffee there.

#2575

2012-02-13T15:50:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute redhead with glasses that always sits in the front row of Biol139. Hi.

#2574

2012-02-13T15:50:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the beautiful brunette who got on the 25 at Queens and Cecile Saturday night around 8pm. I was shocked to see a fellow UW student on the 25, so close to home. I would have talked to you, but I'm way too nervous and shy to even consider it. Just know that you are absolutely beautiful!

#2573

2012-02-13T15:49:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the arab girl on the bike at CIF this evening in a "just do it" shirt. I always see you around and never try talking to you. I'd love to get to know you.

#2572

2012-02-13T15:48:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the 3 guys at REV on Friday who were there just to dance, lets go dancing together again. We all had fun! :D

#2571

2012-02-13T15:48:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Studying. I keep missing this connection by visiting OMGUW, checking my email repeatedly, and checking "one last page" of quickmemes.

#2570

2012-02-13T15:47:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the BUGS president: You single and gay? Someone would like some man loving.

#2569

2012-02-13T15:47:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the blonde girl in the grey sweater who was in Campus Idol, you were truly seraphic when you sang and you have a quiet beauty. I wish I took the chance to say something substantial to you.

#2568

2012-02-13T15:45:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I miss your company.

#2567

2012-02-13T15:43:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the blue jacket guy who sits towards the back in chem 267: Why don't you sit beside me sometime?
From the girl who's also in your 267L!

#2566

2012-02-13T15:42:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You are every girl I lay my eyes on each day of the week. Why won't you fuck me?

#2565

2012-02-13T15:41:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the brown guy in the bright green shirt working at the SLC Wednesday night, I'm sorry I kept staring at you lol! You look exactly like a guy I dated in middle school...I'm still questioning, are you who I think you are?

#2564

2012-02-13T15:38:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl that's in almost all of my classes. We see each other almost every day but haven't said a word. Before I do anything and get my hopes up I need to know if I'm your 'type'.

#2563

2012-02-13T15:36:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute blonde boy in my EARTH 122 class, I see you looking at me and I look at you too. I think we should talk. P.S. I love your Jays hat.

#2562

2012-02-13T15:34:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
We saw each other all over campus yesterday and then you asked my name. Sorry for seeming so aloof- I had to get back to class and it's not every day a cute girl stops me to ask my name! Same place(s) next week?

#2561

2012-02-13T15:34:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the blonde girl with the back tattoo in my PLAN233 class, you are so beautiful. I'd love to take you out one day.

#2560

2012-02-13T15:33:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy from my Bio 130 lab in the winter term. You were in my building at V1 last week and I held the door for you but was too shocked about seeing you again. We made jokes under the blacklight. Please see this.

#2559

2012-02-13T15:32:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
At the Arkells concert: you were wearing a blue/white plaid shirt and glasses, and I loved your dance moves! From: The girl in blue who took your picture.

#2558

2012-02-13T15:31:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute male Genetic Jedi leader; I see you around campus so often and I can't stop from doing at least a double take. Let's pretend that you're C6 and I'm H12, and all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
-Adoring Microbial Musketeer Froshling

#2557

2012-02-13T15:30:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the incredibly cute guy wearing a white hoodie at the BC Matthew Hall bus stop waiting for the 7 today around 4. I wish the wind was blowing in my favour so my hair wasn't all over my face and looked more like the shampoo commercials. I think you got off at Lester and Columbia.

#2556

2012-02-13T15:30:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the PSA social director with plugs who I have yet to actually meet. You have the most adorable smile! Weird that I have a crush and we haven't even talked.. Maybe I'll say hi when I see you!

#2555

2012-02-13T15:30:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the blue sweater girl outside DC library Wednesday night at 12. You are absolutely gorgeous. I wanted to stay and talk but I had to catch a ride.

#2554

2012-02-13T15:29:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the camera girl in CS 436, you're so cute. Let's network and maybe I can plug into your port?

#2553

2012-02-09T18:49:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You're an adorable girl in my Math 235 class with Patrick. You always sit in the front and I in the back. I have class before and after that so I never see you. I just want to ask you out. You're basically the non asian/white girl who sits in the front row.

#2552

2012-02-09T18:47:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute blonde girl with the lip piercing on the SLC 2nd floor. You agreed to watch my stuff for a few minutes. Then I spotted you in my PHIL226 class. Hopefully this isn't a MC. Coffee sometime?

#2551

2012-02-09T18:47:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the amazing blonde with braces thursday outside the museum in EIT. Hi. :)

#2550

2012-02-09T18:45:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Dear Brunette, we shared a couple glances and I walked by you as you left around noon today. I was in a leather jacket, likely looking a little dumbfounded. Considered striking up a conversation, but before today I thought being left speechless was just a useless line from romcoms. Also, Health Services doesn't exactly put one in the mood for courtship. We should talk.

#2549

2012-02-09T18:44:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the kind, adorable, brown gentleman with the "Radioactive laptop", you are the most talented person I have ever met. Too bad you're way out of my league. :(

#2548

2012-02-09T18:41:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
You waiting for Poli-Sci midterm near the door, wearing a dark peacoat. Eye contact was made, but when you went inside, you disappeared amongst the crowd of people.

#2547

2012-02-09T18:40:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the dark haired, muscly guy I see at cif, grr, and now the athletic club. You seem sweet, let's grab coffee?

#2546

2012-02-09T18:40:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute brown guy in my finance class. Sorry if I stare at you repeatedly, but it's hard to look away.

#2545

2012-02-09T18:39:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Dearest girl with the yellow hat,
It's me again. I'm back in Waterloo this term and I've been on the look out for you to no avail. I would really like to find you to take you up on that ice cream offer you made on here a couple of months ago, even if only to see that big bright smile again.

#2544

2012-02-09T18:38:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Always in underarmour brunette girl running at cif, would you go for a brown guy? We could workout together.

#2543

2012-02-09T18:37:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I, who have slept by your side, can confirm that even the small arguments with you were something spectacular.

#2542

2012-02-09T18:36:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
My friend told me after the chem lecture that my "whispering" was actually loud, and that she saw you giving me the evil eye. Sincerely sorry, and not just because I think you're adorable! I would pretend to listen all class if you sit near me again. :)

#2541

2012-02-09T18:36:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy with the black hat, black Columbia jacket, and massive shoulders. You're so hot.

#2540

2012-02-09T18:35:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Dear beautiful boy decked in an adorable red chapeau (toque) with a handsome beard and sitting about a meter to my left in DC. You are extremely cute and charmingly dressed. You glanced at me for about 2 seconds but time stopped for me in that brief moment. My greatest desire is that we rendez vous.

- hoping in earnest...your admirer.

#2539

2012-02-09T18:35:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
We've had a few English classes together and it really seems like you're into me. I'm definitely interested. Will either of us have the courage to make this more than a mc?

#2538

2012-02-09T18:34:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
Redhead girl with the short hair on the 29 at about 12:20 Wednesday. You're probably the most beautiful person I've seen on campus. I tried to talk to you after we got off the bus, but you sped away like you had a mission. I hope we cross paths again.

#2537

2012-02-09T18:33:00.004-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
I'm so infatuated with you. Whenever I feel like a break from my daily life I think about being with you. For years and years I've had trouble sleeping, but lately I've discovered that if I imagine lying in bed with you beside me, it eases my mind so much that my sleeping troubles go away. That's just skimming how much I feel for you though. You make me want to push myself harder in every way. I want to advance my career, take care of my body, try new business ventures, mostly for you. I could do it for myself, but if I don't succeed I wouldn't really mind; having you in mind pushes me to try harder. One of my deepest wishes is to spend an eternity with you on some remote island. Even if we ever find a topic to disagree on and be angry about, it wouldn't really upset me, we would get through it with little difficulty. It's peculiar though, in pictures I'm not sure if you look so hot, and I have no idea how others see you, but when I think about you and when I'm with you you're the most beautiful girl in the world to me.

#2536

2012-02-09T18:33:00.003-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy I met briefly met at an event last Wednesday because my roommate decided to awkwardly introduce us. Sorry I seemed a bit cold, but I think you're highly attractive and cutely awkward.

#2535

2012-02-09T18:33:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the pretty girl who sits in the front of ECON 302, I love your husky voice.

#2534

2012-02-09T18:32:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the tall mathie with primitive handwriting, and the sassy environment guy you're always with: I love you guys and the cookies you bring me. :)

#2533

2012-02-09T18:31:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To my wonderful bf, I gladly remember the day we met at the 13 bus stop and had a wonderful conversation. I'm glad we didn't miss this connection. And ever since then, so many wonderful things have happened. I'm glad that we could only make this connection more stronger.

i<3u.

#2532

2012-02-09T18:31:00.001-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
360 guy, I always see you sitting alone. Let's talk one day. :) See u in class.

#2531

2012-02-09T18:30:00.000-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute CS boy who helped me with my math assignment, thank you! Nights don't seem as long when we're chatting.

#2530

2012-02-09T18:29:00.002-08:00

MISSED CONNECTION:
This happened Monday Feb. 6th at 11:25am. I was just coming out of an interview and you were sitting in an interview room. I think you were waiting for someone. You are male with dark hair and you had the sweetest smile.